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Cheney Rumor : Dick Cheney Cartoon Protestors Turn Angry, Violent

February 17, 2006 ⋅  E-Mail Article ⋅ ⋅ Post a comment

Have you heard or seen the violence? Ask your friends; if not then please share this with them. Rumor has it that Republicans everywhere are marching in the streets in a sign of solidarity and support for Vice President Cheney. The marches started out peacefully but have apparently now turned violent, or so the rumors have it. It was overheard that many of the Republicans have been chanting, “Death to the news funnies!” and “Death to the Sunday morning cartoons.”

Many say the Republicans are whipped up into the frenzy by the publication of some very unflattering cartoons that portrayed Dick Cheney as Elmer Fudd, and Dead Eye Dick. Democrats are watching nervously while independents are fearing for their political lives. When will this madness end?

Apparently the Republicans began marching around Washington but soon the marches caught on throughout America. At first they were peaceful gatherings but then the marches turned into violent demonstrations and reportedly millions of weekend funny pages have been burned in a sign of disgust for the offending pictures. Ladies don’t despair, the weekend sales papers were spared as a sign that the protestors are honorable, not rampant racist political hacks as they are portrayed by western media.

There is also another rumor going around that states the violent Dick Cheney cartoon protestors are plotting on marching in and around the buildings that house late night television shows. One Republican was overheard stating, “These infidels have contributed to the besmirching of our fine upstanding party, they must be taught lessons! Late night television shall feel our vengeance!” We have tried to contact the late night shows but we have received no official response. However, we did receive a one official no comment from a local cable channel who said they would not show the Cheney cartoons because they wish to report on the story and not be part of it.

Republicans have appeared on television asking for calm and order to be restored but apparently a new round of cartoon images have been circulating and the fervor is once again burning strong.

We were able to receive a quote from on angry Dick Cheney cartoon protestor who stated, “The Mohammad cartoon protestors have nothing on us, we will show our true lion spirit, the Republican pride shall be avenged.”

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