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Sharkey Vamps In Advance Of Governor Campaign

I know many individuals like to refer to politicians as bloodsucking vampires, they are usually being facetious. However, in the case of Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey, they would be dead on.

This self proclaimed vampire is entering himself in the race for governor of Minnesota. Imagine the intelligent creation debate under this individual’s administration. Jonathon advises that he is an intelligent individual and he should be taken seriously.

Before you dismiss this candidate remember, Minnesota is the state that elected pro wrestler Jesse “The Body” Ventura into office as Governor. The Impaler, like Ventura, is a former pro wrestler; he would love to follow in the body’s footsteps.

A major concern was brought to the candidate, how he would deal with religious issues. Candidate Jon ‘ The Impaler’ advised that he is supportive and tolerant of all religious beliefs, he will embrace the opportunity to address any religiously charged issues that may arise.

Jonathon Sharkey For Governor

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